2018 Letest Whatsapp funny jokes in hindi and english

New India – _Pakistan Joke

What a day ….69 yrs back both India and Pakistan got independence

Indians have become CEOs of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover

and

Pakistani have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen

What a contrast…… Adding a line to this joke …
India reached Mars and Pakistan still trying to enter India

This message should reach every Indian all over the world…

WhatsApp Special Funny Birthday Joke

Suresh changed the subject to “Happy birthday Kalpesh ”

Suresh – Happy bday Kalpesh

Raju- Happy bday Kalpesh

Ganesh – Happy bday Kalpesh

Rhohit – Happy bday Kalpesh

sagar – Happy bday Kalpesh

Neha : hb

Rahul: happy birthday kalpesh
Yogesh: happy b kalpesh
Pintya: happy birthday kalpesh

Jitendra: happy birthday kalpesh ♨

Kalpesh – thanks Neha..

Suresh changed the subject to “kalpesh haramkhor kutta “

 

 

 

 

Drunk Husband Joke In English

A man woke up in the morning deeply repentant after a bitter fight with his wife the previous night.

He noticed with dismay the crate of beer bottles that had caused the fight.

He took it outside and started smashing the empty bottles one by one onto the wall.

He smashed the first bottle swearing,
“you are the reason I fight with my wife”.

He smashed the second bottle,
“you are the reason I don’t love my children”.

He smashed the third bottle,
“you are the reason I don’t have a decent job”.

When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that the bottle was still sealed and was full.
He hesitated for only a moment and said
“you stand aside, I know you were not involved”……..

 

 

Women Will Be Women

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up ?”

God said, “No, you have another 34 years to live.”

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
& have a face-lift surgery, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color

Finally she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.

Arriving in front of God, she asked,

“You said I had another 34 years to live.
Why didn’t you save me from the truck?”

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God replied:

“I couldn’t recognize you!”

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Aur karo makeup

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