SANTA-BANTA MAJEDAR JOKES 2018

Sab Ka Fuffa
Girl To Teacher: Sir, Class De Sare Munde Mainu Bhua-Bhua Kehnde Ne.
Teacher: Kon Kon Ehnu Bhua Kehnda Hai, Hath Khada Karo?
Sante To Bina Sab Ne Hath Khada Kar Lita,
Teacher: Sante, Tu Ehnu Bhua Nahi Kehda?
Santa: Sir, Mein Te Ehna Sab Da Fuffarh Haan..

Santa Apni Khoobsurat Bibi K Saath Car Mein Baitha.

Driver Ne Sheesha Set Kiya…….

Santa Gusse Mein Bola, Meri Bibi Ko Dekhkta Hai, Piche Baith, Car Mein Chalaoonga!

Santa And Banta Jungle Mein, Saamne Aayaa Sher…
Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Matthi Phenki, Aur Bhaagne Lagaa Aur Santa Ko Bhi Bhaagne Ko Kahaa.
Santa : Main Kyun Bhaagu, Matthi To Tune Phenki Hai.

Santa Te Banta Jungle To Ja Rhe Si,
Achanak Ik Sher Samno Aa Gya,
Santa : Chal Isde Naal Ladde Hai,
Banta : Oye Kuch Taan Laaz Kar Eh Ik(1) Te Asi 2.

Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya.
Banta: Kitne Run Banaye?
Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki
The Or Mai Out Ho Gaya.
Banta: Shit Yaar So Close!

Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke
Baad Bola: “Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Do”..
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Dukandar: Cheeni Kyun???
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Santa: “Soch Raha Hu, Khane Ke
Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jaaye”

Santa Ki Patni Ka Raang Kala Tha Ushne Ek Din Yellow Saree Pahen Kr Santa Se Pucha- Mai Kaise Lag Rahi Hu?
Santa- Sadk Jawa, Jaise Koyale Ki Khan Mai Aag Lag Gaye Ho..

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