Top 10 Chor and Police funny Chutkule in a hindi

 Top Chor Police Hindi Jokes And Funny Chutkule

Facebook Pe Chor – Chor Police Funny Hindi Jokes

Ek Chor ko police badhe mushkil se pakadhti hai…

Kyuki Wo Unhi gharo me chori karta tha jaha log bahar gaye huye hote hai..

Police (Chor se) : Tumhe kaise pata karte the ki ghar me koi nahi hai..

Chor : Are sahar mujhe pata karne ki koi jarurat nahi padhti thi..

Log facebook pe khud hi status dal ke apni location bata dete the……

Chor Ko Aaya Dulhe Pe Tarash – Chor Police Funny Jokes

Ek chor dusare parsh chor se bolta hai..

Maine tujhe bola tha na chalti Bus me dulhe ka purse mar liyo…

Fir kyu nahi churaya tune parsh..

Dusara Chor : Yar churane hi gya tha par dulhe ki sakal dekh ke tarash aagya..

Bichar ek sath 2 sadma nahi bardash kar payega……

Police Hindi Jokes For Whatsapp

Jaise kejriwal ka kahna hai ki delhi

Police ko hmare hawale kar dijiye

Hum sudhar denge………..!!

Waise hi delhi police ka bhi yahi kahna hai

Ki kuch dino ke liye kejriwal ko

Hamare hawale kar do hum sudhar denge…………!

Patni Ne Mari Goli Pati Ko – Police Funny Jokes in Hindi

Police Officer ne ghatna ki jagah se HSO ko phone Karta hai

Police Officer : Sir , Yaha Ek Pati Pocha Lagate samay gile farash pe pair rakh diya toh

Patni ne usse goli Mar di,

HSO : Tumne Patni ko giraftar kiya ki nahi ?

Police Officer : Sir abhi farsh gila hai ….

Sukhane ka itejar kar rahe hai

Chor Ko Aaya Dulhe Pe Tarash – Chor Police Funny Jokes

Ek chor dusare parsh chor se bolta hai..

Maine tujhe bola tha na chalti Bus me dulhe ka purse mar liyo..

Fir kyu nahi churaya tune parsh..

Dusara Chor : Yar churane hi gya tha par dulhe ki sakal dekh ke tarash aagya..

Bichar ek sath 2 sadma nahi bardash kar payega..

Police Wale Ki Izzat – Chor Police Funny Jokes

Police training ke dauran police officer suresh se puchta hai..

Suresh tumhare hath me kya hai ..

Suresh : Ye bandukh hai sar !!

Police Officer : Nahi Ye tumhari izzat hai.. tumhari saan hai.. aur tumhari ma hai ma..

Ab police officer yahi sawal Ramesh se puchata hai..

Police Officer : Ramesh batao tumhare hath me kya hai..

Ramesh : Ye Suresh ki izzat hai..

Suresh ki saan hai..

Aur ye Suresh ki maa hai maa ..

Officer behosh………

Chor Police Funny Chutkule

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Alia Bhatt, Police and Marriage Funny Jokes

Alia Bhatt ne 100 baratiyo pe gadhi chadha di..

Police ne iski wajah aliya se puchi toh..

Alia : Gadhika break fail tha..

road ke ek taraf barati the…aur dusari taraf ek aadami tha..

Police : Toh tumne gadhi uss adami pe chadha deti..

Alia : Maine bhi aisehi ki par wo adami baratiyo ki tarf bhag gaya..

Best Police Funny Jokes In Hindi

Police ka jalwa……….!!

Santa talab me nanga naha raha tha…

Police: Chal oye bahar aakar kapde pahan le

Teri tlashi leni hai………?

Hindi Funny Jokes police Chutkule

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Katappa ne bahubali ko kyu mara?

Ab plice mujhse puch rahi hai – “Tumne

Ane dost ko kyu mara” ?

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